Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
have you seen girls though?
they’re so fucking pretty
im so sad thinking about non-white little girls so many of them grow up thinking they’re ugly because of their skin thats not fair theyre babies protect non-white little girls at all costs
I need Lucy Liu to replace every white male in a leading role ever I need Lucy Liu to be ironman I need Lucy Liu to be Indiana Jones and I want her to play everyone in The Expendables at the same time
guess what guys
we are getting closer
to the biggest event of the year
EUROVISION 14 BABY
ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death.
yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)
Ace/aro, Bi, pan, trans and nonbinary people are like dragons. If you think that we’re imaginary, and tell it to our face, we’ll light you on fire. Simple as that.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
I was convinced this movie was gonna be about lesbians then it wasn’t and I was pissed.
Welcome to the club.
the Pitch Perfect fandom: a summary
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book