1 year ago on August 4, 2012


2 years ago on July 9, 2012
youknowyourebritishwhen:


From Would I Lie To You? S5, Ep1.
Rob Brydon, Nick Hewer, Lee Mack and Miranda Hart in cuddle jumpers.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

From Would I Lie To You? S5, Ep1.

Rob Brydon, Nick Hewer, Lee Mack and Miranda Hart in cuddle jumpers.



2 years ago on June 28, 2012
youknowyourebritishwhen:

This represents the whole of British thinking.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

This represents the whole of British thinking.



2 years ago on May 29, 2012
youknowyourebritishwhen:

I thought this was absolutely brilliant. On a ‘thread’ about a man eating flesh and growling at police in florida, and being called a zombie.
Credit goes to tumblr user drinkingteaandwatchingporn  for this comeback. And sorry about having to cut the names off!

youknowyourebritishwhen:

I thought this was absolutely brilliant. On a ‘thread’ about a man eating flesh and growling at police in florida, and being called a zombie.

Credit goes to tumblr user drinkingteaandwatchingporn  for this comeback. And sorry about having to cut the names off!



2 years ago on May 28, 2012
youknowyourebritishwhen:

I found this on facebook, haha :’D

youknowyourebritishwhen:

I found this on facebook, haha :’D



2 years ago on April 29, 2012
cock-juggling-thundercunt:

huntardd:

the-eleventh-blog:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.


There’s also no N, H, or S in america 


omg

OHHHHHH-HOHOHOOOOHOOOOO SSSNNNNNAAAP

cock-juggling-thundercunt:

huntardd:

the-eleventh-blog:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

There’s also no N, H, or S in america 

omg

OHHHHHH-HOHOHOOOOHOOOOO SSSNNNNNAAAP



2 years ago on April 22, 2012


2 years ago on November 24, 2011
sanguinehero:

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

…my cousin insists we did it alone.  Remind me of what happened at Chesapeake Bay?  
…he’s lucky he’s related to me…

I had this argument with Ben—it ended with me laughing hysterically as he tried to insist England was absolutely devastated by the loss because America was Englands, “only colony”.

sanguinehero:

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

…my cousin insists we did it alone.  Remind me of what happened at Chesapeake Bay?  

…he’s lucky he’s related to me…

I had this argument with Ben—it ended with me laughing hysterically as he tried to insist England was absolutely devastated by the loss because America was Englands, “only colony”.



2 years ago on November 24, 2011


2 years ago on October 27, 2011
youknowyourebritishwhen:

the-infallible-rook-whore:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

turnyourerection-inmydirection:

theducktah:

stillnot-ginger:

theducktah:

hogwartsandthetardis:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

http://archerdevil.tumblr.com/
[I love this so much :’)]

Dear UK,
Please take Robert Pattinson back. We don’t want him anymore and we’re pretty sure whatever it is his hair does is contributing to the environmental catastrophes that seem to be happening to us on a pretty regular basis.
Love,The US 

Dear the US, 
Sorry. We don’t want him back after we finally got rid of him. Please keep him. 
Love, 
The UK

Dear UK,
Are you sure? Because we’ve got some valuable stuff we could trade you for. For example, Emma Watson. Yes, we have her. Daniel too. They are safe, for now. And if you ever want to see them again, send a very small plane, gas tank full, to this address, and fucking take R Stew or K Pattz or whatever the fuck his name is away from our goddamn children. Here is a lock of hair to prove that they are alive. You have twenty-four hours. Do not call the police.
Love,
The US

Dear the US, 
Send him to Canada. They gave us Justin Bieber, I think that’s a fair deal. 
And don’t hurt Emma or Daniel - just send them back to us when you’re done
Love, 
The UK

Dear The US,
If you would just kindly dispose of him in a subtle way then we would be more than happy to… compensate. If you see what we mean.
Love you long time,
The UK

Dear everybody who commented above.
We love you.
-ykybw

^IM NOT EVEN BRITISH IM SIMPLY REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENTS ABOVE.

…
If only peace talks really did go like this.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

the-infallible-rook-whore:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

turnyourerection-inmydirection:

theducktah:

stillnot-ginger:

theducktah:

hogwartsandthetardis:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

http://archerdevil.tumblr.com/

[I love this so much :’)]

Dear UK,

Please take Robert Pattinson back. We don’t want him anymore and we’re pretty sure whatever it is his hair does is contributing to the environmental catastrophes that seem to be happening to us on a pretty regular basis.

Love,
The US 

Dear the US, 

Sorry. We don’t want him back after we finally got rid of him. Please keep him. 

Love, 

The UK

Dear UK,

Are you sure? Because we’ve got some valuable stuff we could trade you for. For example, Emma Watson. Yes, we have her. Daniel too. They are safe, for now. And if you ever want to see them again, send a very small plane, gas tank full, to this address, and fucking take R Stew or K Pattz or whatever the fuck his name is away from our goddamn children. Here is a lock of hair to prove that they are alive. You have twenty-four hours. Do not call the police.

Love,

The US

Dear the US, 

Send him to Canada. They gave us Justin Bieber, I think that’s a fair deal. 

And don’t hurt Emma or Daniel - just send them back to us when you’re done

Love, 

The UK

Dear The US,

If you would just kindly dispose of him in a subtle way then we would be more than happy to… compensate. If you see what we mean.

Love you long time,

The UK

Dear everybody who commented above.

We love you.

-ykybw

^IM NOT EVEN BRITISH IM SIMPLY REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENTS ABOVE.

If only peace talks really did go like this.